Police arrest alleged portable toilet peeper in Vail
The man accused of getting into a porta-potty and watching women at a Yoga festival in Boulder says it’s his “hobby.”

Thirty-year-old Luke Irvin Chrisco talked to 9NEWS from the jail in Vail where he is being held.
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In Japan they used a special process and made meat from shit. This completes the food chain with a delicious shit burger. Or you can call it a poopburger if you think the word is offensive.


A team of Japanese researchers lead by Mitsuyuki Ikeda of the Okayama Laboratory have created a way through which the biological process of consuming food then passing it can be cyclical. Yes, they’ve created a way to make edible “meat” out of human excrement.
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CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - Seven minimum wage employees at a state-run home

for the mentally disabled have been suspended for allegedly staging a “fight club” among residents.
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Boulder, Colo. — Police in Boulder say a 28-year-old woman with an outstanding warrant for her arrest was found because she threw her pita sandwich at cab driver. The sandwich MIGHT of had very spicy hot sauce on it (attempted murder if cab driver allergic).
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Julio Cortez Newark Mayor Cory Booker eats a piece of a large matzo that was baked during the grand opening of the headquarters for the Manischewitz company, Tuesday, June 14, 2011 in Newark, N.J. The kosher product company claims the matzo is the world’s largest
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The three-hour rampage caused panic in the streets of Mysore
Two wild elephants have gone on a rampage in southern India, killing at least one person, officials say.
elephants left a trail of destruction in a suburb of the city of Mysore, in the state of Karnataka.
Officials say the animals walked into the city from a nearby forest, leaving residents running for their lives.
Officials say that one elephant barged into a women’s college compound and wandered the grounds, while the other wreaked havoc in a residential area.
Forest rangers and officials from Mysore Zoo later captured and tranquilised the animals.
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Reuters – A surveillance image released by the FBI shows a man with a mullet and a Seattle Mariners cap
Some dude with a mullet is robbing banks in Chicago. Big Surprise.
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