Porky Pig gets a beatdown! Thats all folks!!

GURNEE, Ill. — Police said authorities at Six Flags Great America ejected two off-duty employees from the theme park after they allegedly attacked a female colleague dressed as “Porky Pig.” Gurnee Police Sgt. Jon Ward says two young men took a photo with Porky on Monday afternoon, and then punched the mascot in the head 10 to 15 times.

Witnesses reported seeing Taras Sikalchuk and Dmytro Petrychenko hit the woman on the back, sides and top of her head after posing for a picture with the Warner Brothers character,

Ward said park security detained the men until police arrived. He said the men wereissued local ordinance citations for battery.

He said the suspects denied the attack, but witnesses confirmed the story.

Porky Pig

The 24-year-old woman inside the mascot costume suffered headaches and a stiff neck.

Idaho cops catch up with alleged condiment vandal

BOISE, Idaho – Police have arrested a 74-year-old woman who is accused of repeatedly dumping maple syrup, corn syrup, ketchup and mayonnaise into a library book drop in Idaho’s capital city. Authorities

This old lady was putting ketchup and crap in the book drop, what a crazy old hag.

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Banana vending machine “doles” out fruits in japan

crazy — zeke @ 2:45 am

Vending Machines … M&Ms, Snickers, and now Bananas

Dole Food Company, has plans on setting up banana vending machines in Japan. Japaneese people love vending machines.  Dole Bananas Vending Machines ... M&Ms, Snickers, and now Bananas picture

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