Police arrest alleged portable toilet peeper in Vail
The man accused of getting into a porta-potty and watching women at a Yoga festival in Boulder says it’s his “hobby.”

Thirty-year-old Luke Irvin Chrisco talked to 9NEWS from the jail in Vail where he is being held.
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In Japan they used a special process and made meat from shit. This completes the food chain with a delicious shit burger. Or you can call it a poopburger if you think the word is offensive.


A team of Japanese researchers lead by Mitsuyuki Ikeda of the Okayama Laboratory have created a way through which the biological process of consuming food then passing it can be cyclical. Yes, they’ve created a way to make edible “meat” out of human excrement.
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Boulder, Colo. — Police in Boulder say a 28-year-old woman with an outstanding warrant for her arrest was found because she threw her pita sandwich at cab driver. The sandwich MIGHT of had very spicy hot sauce on it (attempted murder if cab driver allergic).
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The three-hour rampage caused panic in the streets of Mysore
Two wild elephants have gone on a rampage in southern India, killing at least one person, officials say.
elephants left a trail of destruction in a suburb of the city of Mysore, in the state of Karnataka.
Officials say the animals walked into the city from a nearby forest, leaving residents running for their lives.
Officials say that one elephant barged into a women’s college compound and wandered the grounds, while the other wreaked havoc in a residential area.
Forest rangers and officials from Mysore Zoo later captured and tranquilised the animals.
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BOISE, Idaho – Police have arrested a 74-year-old woman who is accused of repeatedly dumping maple syrup, corn syrup, ketchup and mayonnaise into a library book drop in Idaho’s capital city. Authorities
This old lady was putting ketchup and crap in the book drop, what a crazy old hag.
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Instead of your computer crashing you can crash yourself with a heart attack.
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Russian police have taken into care a 5-year-old girl who has been shut up in a flat in the company of cats and dogs for her entire life, police said on Wednesday.
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