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		<title>App scans faces of bar-goers to gauge scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 05:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A watchful eye is coming to San Francisco&#8217;s bar scene, but not to keep you in check. It just wants to check you out.]]></description>
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		<title>Girl, 4, calls 911 to save choking brother</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York girl calmly dialed for help after her younger brother choked on a piece of chicken and passed out.]]></description>
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		<title>Candidate bitten by dog, but she gets vote</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 05:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was bitten while going door to door, but dog&#8217;s distressed owner to put campaign sign on property.]]></description>
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		<title>Russian artists parade creations in protest</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 05:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The civic action comes a week after prominent Russian novelists and poets led more than 10,000 people on a &#8220;stroll&#8221; in Moscow.]]></description>
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		<title>Man&#8217;s defibrillator stops knife during attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 05:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN DIEGO &#8212; A man&#8217;s heart defibrillator may have saved his life in an unexpected way &#8212; by stopping a knife.]]></description>
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		<title>Man stole swan eggs from nest, cooked them, cops say</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[LAKELAND, Fla. &#8212; Authorities say a central Florida man stole two swan eggs from a nest and then proceeded to cook them.]]></description>
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		<title>Boy, 4, takes crack to school, police say</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[DALLAS &#8212; Dallas police have arrested a 4-year-old boy&#8217;s parents and his uncle after the child took a bag of alleged crack cocaine to preschool.]]></description>
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		<title>Teens faked robbery as part of game, police say</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 05:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WICHITA, Kan. &#8212; Sedgwick County prosecutors say three teens who faked a robbery at a Subway restaurant in Wichita were playing a dangerous game called &#8220;Urban Skittles.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Boy wears black paint for MLK costume, yanked out of class</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was for a project requiring students to dress up as historical figures at Colo. school.]]></description>
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		<title>Idaho robber wears briefs on head during heist</title>
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