Latex Glove Joke

A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.

“Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box.”

His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary.

“That’s not all,” says the doctor. “You don’t even want to know how they make their condoms!” (more…)

Cannitrol: Quit Using Marijuana?

 

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"This is More complex than Chantix Vs Marlboro"

Now Available on line (www.cannitrol.com) is an all-natural product that takes the pain out of stopping or quitting smoking pot.

Regardless of its legal status or cultural acceptance, a lot of people (have) smoke(d) weed. This of course includes people that end up smoking more than they feel they should be.

Stopping Marijuana use can mean headaches, irritability, mood swings, the inability to sleep, generally acting like a D-bag and more for some people. (more…)

Japan makes burger from human feces SHITBURGER (VIDEO)

In Japan they used a special process and made meat from shit. This completes the food chain with a delicious shit burger. Or you can call it a poopburger if you think the word is offensive.

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A team of Japanese researchers lead by Mitsuyuki Ikeda of the Okayama Laboratory have created a way through which the biological process of consuming food then passing it can be cyclical. Yes, they’ve created a way to make edible “meat” out of human excrement.

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Monster matzo marks kosher bakery opening in NJ

Julio Cortez Newark Mayor Cory Booker eats a piece of a large matzo that was baked during the grand opening of the headquarters for the Manischewitz company, Tuesday, June 14, 2011 in Newark, N.J. The kosher product company claims the matzo is the world’s largest

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Juicy pizza bacon burger uses innovative bacon dreamcatcher!

this is delicious and dangerous!

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What kind of Porno would you like with your Burger

In England, two entrepreneurs realized they would have an easier time selling hamburgers out of their food truck if they gave away free porn to anyone who spent more than five pounds on hamburgers and beer. To sweeten the pot, porn movies even played inside the van, so hamburgers-and-beer-and-porn lovers could watch the sexy videos while waiting in line for their meat. Un-shockingly, the folks who lived in the area were not amused by the van’s presence over the course of two weeks, and the meat van got busted in an undercover sting operation. At that point, “the caravan was seized.” Holy Hamburglers! “It is unbelievable customers were being offered porn DVDs with their beer and burgers at an outlet that did not even have the necessary licenses,” an officer noted. One imagines it would be a challenge to get a license to sell hamburgers and and porn. So, no more burger-and-porn van for you.

Cheeseburger in a can: bought, cooked, and eaten!

THIS IS SO AWESOME. One curious individual has gone and bought himself a cheeseburger in a can. Just the other day, I posted about the German website that was selling the cheeseburger in a can for about $6. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it, but now here’s proof in pictures. (more…)

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