Woman arrested after pita thrown at cab driver, totally messing up his beard!

Boulder, Colo. — Police in Boulder say a 28-year-old woman with an outstanding warrant for her arrest was found because she threw her pita sandwich at cab driver. The sandwich MIGHT of had very spicy hot sauce on it (attempted murder if cab driver allergic).

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Idaho cops catch up with alleged condiment vandal

BOISE, Idaho – Police have arrested a 74-year-old woman who is accused of repeatedly dumping maple syrup, corn syrup, ketchup and mayonnaise into a library book drop in Idaho’s capital city. Authorities

This old lady was putting ketchup and crap in the book drop, what a crazy old hag.

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