Latex Glove Joke

A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.

“Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box.”

His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary.

“That’s not all,” says the doctor. “You don’t even want to know how they make their condoms!” (more…)

German restaurant in hot water over giant schnitzels

BERLIN – A German restaurant operator has run into trouble with local tax office because he makes larger-than-average schnitzels — or veal cutlets — for his customers in a working class section of Saxony.

Gerhard Kaltscheuer said his giant schnitzels are popular in the town of Hammerbruecke and he sells about 70 dishes per day. He said tax officials told him they believe he sells 200 portions daily based on the amount of raw material he purchases.

“If I served the customers smaller portions at the normal price like that, I wouldn’t have any customers because that wouldn’t fill them up,” Kaltscheuer told Reuters. He said he makes his portions large because his customers are laborers.

Kaltscheuer said he is protesting a demand from the tax authorities to pay more tax based on a higher number of food sales. His story has been reported widely in the German media and there was a rally on his behalf on Monday.

A spokesman for the tax office, asked about Kaltscheuer’s case, said that he was not able to discuss it.

Guy in Austria paints house and EVERYTHING in it blue.

Yo listen up: here’s a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is Just blue like him inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window. Literally
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Polar bear attacks dumbass German woman at Berlin Zoo

Polar bear attacks dumbass German woman at Berlin Zoo, this lady climbed in there while they were eating!

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