Latex Glove Joke

A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.

“Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box.”

His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary.

“That’s not all,” says the doctor. “You don’t even want to know how they make their condoms!” (more…)

Elephants go buck-wild and get CRAZY in small town in India

crazy,dumbasses,eco,freaks — Tags: , , — zeke @ 3:21 pm
Rampaging elephant in MysoreThe three-hour rampage caused panic in the streets of Mysore
Two wild elephants have gone on a rampage in southern India, killing at least one person, officials say.
 
elephants left a trail of destruction in a suburb of the city of Mysore, in the state of Karnataka.

Officials say the animals walked into the city from a nearby forest, leaving residents running for their lives.

Officials say that one elephant barged into a women’s college compound and wandered the grounds, while the other wreaked havoc in a residential area.

Forest rangers and officials from Mysore Zoo later captured and tranquilised the animals.

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“Mullet bandit” robs another bank

A surveillance image released by the FBI shows a man with a mullet and a Seattle Mariners cap at the Fifth Third Bank in Columbus Ohio

Reuters – A surveillance image released by the FBI shows a man with a mullet and a Seattle Mariners cap

Some dude with a mullet is robbing banks in Chicago. Big Surprise.

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Star The Miracle Dog, Shot 40 Times And Buried Alive, Survives (VIDEO)

dogs,dumbasses,freaks,how to — Tags: , , , — zeke @ 6:29 pm

UPDATE – THIS DOG IS NOW DEAD! These stories of survival are simply incredible, like this dog, who survived over 3 dozen gun shots from a pellet gun and a burial. The stray dog, named Star by her rescuers, was found buried up to her snout in sand in Malta.

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SWAT Called, Gunman Pissed Over Price Of Taco Bell Burritos (VIDEO)

SWAT Called, Gunman Pissed Over Price Of Taco Bell Burritoslets party with guns at taco bell! (more…)

Father Throws 10 Month-Old in Boiling Water on a Dare

crazy,dumbasses — Tags: , , , , — zeke @ 1:48 pm

A 10 month-old Taiwanese girl was severely burned at the hand of her father last week in Taiwan.

girl boiled Father Throws 10 Month Old in Boiling Water on a Dare picture
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Homophobic is an understatement for this guy!

This is what happens when gangsters hook up with guys they think are girls!
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